Latest Innovation in Chinese Take Away

A long time ago, people in the West, faced with crappy food at home, realised that anything was better than another plate of 'some meat plus some potatoes' and decided to sail to the very edge of the flat world so that they can die an exciting death, one that is as far away from the smell of butter and cheese as possible.

Fortunately, the world, afraid of any legal liabilities that it may have to bear due to such an act, promptly rolled itself into a globe and our fine white friends were saved... Even more fortunately, they discovered foreign foods and found the will the live again... The lure of exotic favours gave them courage and they set off on a colonising spree, which was actually the world's first and largest "Supermarket Sampling Trip"... Eventually, they reached the Orient, which was both as far as they could go and as far as they wanted to go because there, they stumbled upon a most interesting cuisine: Chinese Food, a method of cooking filled with mysteries, such as "How is it possible to stir-fry everything?" and "Exactly what is the difference between Sweet & Sour and Hot & Spicy?"

Eventually, tired of eating dim sum every morning, yet still very curious to solve the mysteries of Chinese food, the colonists brought the cuisine back to their homeland... Furthermore, in a brilliant stroke of genius to spread the load of hardwork in unravelling the mysteries, they made chinese takeaways open everywhere so that everyone can help by ordering 50million diff types of stir-fries and Sweet & Sour or Hot & Spicy foods.

That is the story of how chinese takeaways came about to be so popular.

Now witness, the latest breakthrough in Chinese takeaway. For years, people have struggled with the need to get chinese food quickly and conveniently with the want to eat it exquisitely like fine cuisine. Now, both can be satisfied! Instead of Chinese Food Take Away, they are offering 'Chinese Chef Take Away'!! Just drop by a visit or a call and take away that small, mysterious chinese man, who is actually thai/vietnamese/malaysian, will drop by your house and cook a meal for you... Life doesn't get any simpler and better than this!